– Hey, you know what? They’ve just made me God!

– God? The God or a God?

– The God, who takes charge of all kinds of things, such as paint.

– Paint? You mean paint with many different colors?

– No. Only white, like on the wall.

– Oh. So you paint all the walls.

– No. Only one wall, in my room.

– Oh. So you paint the whole wall.

– No, not really. Only the bit where the plaster came off.