One time the Stuffie got a Magic Cooking Wand. She says she got it from a friend, but I think she got it from a fairy godrelative of some description, or possibly an elf. Anyway, it was soon going to be supper time, so she went to the kitchen with her magic wand and got out an onion. And with a wave of the wand, she chopped it up, chippy-chop! Then the wand said, ‘garlic next!’ so she got out some garlic and with another quick wave, smashed it flat, whupp!
Next came the vegetables, and the wand chopped those, too, each in a different shape. Finally, with a last wave of the wand, she put in the salt. And the wand said, ‘whoops! Did I put too much?’