– Mixing with orange juice makes milk chunky.

– I know. I’ve done that. But I like it. I don’t mind chunky milk.

– That’s strange to hear, considering this is someone who doesn’t like cheese. I think cheese is all about chunky milk.

– No. The problem with cheese is that it tastes like milk when very old.

– I would say if your old milk tastes like cheese you must be really really lucky!