– If I have a kid, I will name them ‘Quill’, so they can grow up to be a writer.
– Or you can call them ‘Label’…
– ‘Label’? For being a supermarket cashier?
– Yeah. Or even better—‘Barcode’! That has a nice sound to it!
Monthly Archives: February 2006
Gnibz%t Beans
Gnibz%t beans, seasonally available in most groceries, are easily prepared and pleasing to the human palate. Be careful, however, always to buy the ‘instant’ or pre-exploded kind. Cooking the unexploded beans requires patience, skill, special equipment and a large measure of foolhardiness.
2. Dawlish & Dawlish Warren
It was a very good day, sunny and cool. After a hot and humid summer in Montreal, it was a relief. Ailsa needed to buy bread in Dawlish, so we went along. Continue reading 2. Dawlish & Dawlish Warren
On long distance relationships
Hearts are brittle, and easily broken in the mail.
Stupidity
– Anyone who thinks you’re dumb must be very stupid.
– But I think I’m dumb, so I must be very stupid.
– That’s right.
– So you must be very stupid too, because you agree with me.
– Yeah, that’s dumb!
Pathological
– You’re the Emperor of the brain, is that good?
– I guess it’s better than the Pope of the kidney…
– You’re being pathological again!
– …the Prime Minister of the nostril…
– That’s Vaseline!
– Look who’s being pathological!