– I have a friend who doesn’t like winter at all. She always complains about how difficult it is to walk in snow—You go one step forward and two steps backward….
– So you told her to turn around, right?
Monthly Archives: March 2006
Piggy! :8)
Once upon a time there was an electric piggy. He liked to wander in the forest wherever his extension cord would reach, and surprise his friends. Dzzzzzt!
Made of each other
Snakes are made of wiggly,
Wiggly is made of snakes;
Snakes and wiggly are made of each other,
Wiggly is made of snakes.
4. From Dawlish to Teignmouth
It was Sunday. S’s parents are both Anglican priests and had to take service. So we were on our own as regards transportation. We decided to buy two Sunday Explorer Tickets which enabled us to take any bus we needed for the day. Continue reading 4. From Dawlish to Teignmouth
Head
– I don’t know what’s going on in people’s heads any more!
– But you know what’s going on in my head.
– What?
– Brain!
Elephant collecting
Once there was a little girl who collected elephants. She kept them in a book, Continue reading Elephant collecting
Knowledge
– Remember the French novel written by Dumas junior? I don’t know what it’s called in English.
– No, I don’t know it.
– It’s a well-known story. There’s even an opera adapted from it, called “La Triviata”. Does that ring a bell?
– That’s the name of a famous opera I don’t know.
– (Sigh.) It’s so frustrating that people don’t know what I know!
– I’m sorry…. But you are the one who knows all the European cultural things, because you’re Chinese, and I’m only English!
Abstract of the Day
We investigate the application of polysyllabic vocabulary to an ultimately jejune problem space. LSMs (Large Spurious Matrices) are applied to further the obfuscation of the exposition. An attempt is made to introduce nk*-partite Hausdorff eigentensor distributions, with satisfactorily confusing results.
3. Kenton
We were dropped off at Kenton, a tiny little town northwest of Cockwood, in the afternoon. Continue reading 3. Kenton