– Do you think we should go for a walk?

– Do I think? No, I don’t think.

– Oh. What do you imagine you would think if you did?

– Phenomena is the plural of phenomenon, so lemma must be the plural of lemon, right?

– Ah, since lemma’s plural is lemmata, lemmata must be the grand plural of lemon.

– So one lemon, two lemma, and three lemmata.

– I’m not sure if it shouldn’t be “one lemon, two lemma, and four lemmata” because lemmata should square the lemma.

– You have to do it. I can’t lock the door, because of the “left arm, right pocket” problem, you know.

– You should grow your left arm on the right side instead of on the left side, so you wouldn’t have this problem.

– It’s nice we’re not rushing anywhere this weekend.

– Yeah, it’s less Soviétique.

– Why is it less Soviétique?

– Because we’re not Russian anywhere, you see?