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– Here’s a bench where you can sit down and have your feet in the water.

– You’ll have to have long feet though.

– Yeah, like a duck.

– Ducks don’t have long feet.

– No, but they have their feet in the water. And that is the point!

– Could you close the window? I don’t have enough arm. I mean I have enough arm in number, but not enough arm in length.

– This is why cheese is better than stinky tofu. Cheese is only cheese, but stinky tofu is stinky, and tofu.

– Do you think we should go for a walk?

– Do I think? No, I don’t think.

– Oh. What do you imagine you would think if you did?

– Phenomena is the plural of phenomenon, so lemma must be the plural of lemon, right?

– Ah, since lemma’s plural is lemmata, lemmata must be the grand plural of lemon.

– So one lemon, two lemma, and three lemmata.

– I’m not sure if it shouldn’t be “one lemon, two lemma, and four lemmata” because lemmata should square the lemma.

– You have to do it. I can’t lock the door, because of the “left arm, right pocket” problem, you know.

– You should grow your left arm on the right side instead of on the left side, so you wouldn’t have this problem.

– It’s nice we’re not rushing anywhere this weekend.

– Yeah, it’s less Soviétique.

– Why is it less Soviétique?

– Because we’re not Russian anywhere, you see?

– My legs are too short.

– I think they have the right length, because they reach the ground just fine.

– Hey! Don’t freak out!

– Ok. I’ll try to freak back in.