I love my new Jedi Army knife. I’m particularly delighted by the Light Spork function.

“You’re late. Again.”

In the future, our clothes will be able to wash and fold themselves, and, once taught where, put themselves away. Continue reading Applied Bioengineering →

Two cheeses
One cheese
Half a chee

❝ God gave you a willy! But are you using it as God intended? ❞
❝ We’re … talking about the guy who invented quantum mechanics and the platypus. I’m honestly not sure I can meet that standard of weirdness. ❞