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Half a chee
❝ God gave you a willy! But are you using it as God intended? ❞
❝ We’re … talking about the guy who invented quantum mechanics and the platypus. I’m honestly not sure I can meet that standard of weirdness. ❞
– Birdman is rated 14A in British Columbia. What does the A stand for? Continue reading Decoding Movie Certification
– Here’s a bench where you can sit down and have your feet in the water.
– You’ll have to have long feet though.
– Yeah, like a duck.
– Ducks don’t have long feet.
– No, but they have their feet in the water. And that is the point!
– Could you close the window? I don’t have enough arm. I mean I have enough arm in number, but not enough arm in length.
– This is why cheese is better than stinky tofu. Cheese is only cheese, but stinky tofu is stinky, and tofu.
Call me a wimp, but I put lashings of aloe raita on my balrog sandwiches.
Airtight Seal says, “Mmm mmmm mmmph!”