Reginald Alpine had only one flaw. He kept it under a loose board in his bedroom. It was precious to him, and after a long hard day of being perfect, he would come home, lift the board, take it out and cuddle it.

It is said that Peacemaster Watkins and Peacemaster Carruthers, the two greatest Peacemasters the West had ever known, once met at a small bridge. It is rumoured Continue reading Peacemastery →

“This is the situation, sir. Your body is quite full of parts, what we call ‘organs.’ Continue reading The Surgeon →